Sunday, 4 April 2010
I think I was abducted as a child..
...and my real parents are Tim Burton and Helena Bonham-Carter. How much more Brit eccentric fairytale can you be in real life? I am certain they have a wooden wardrobe in their house that take them to Narnia, that they send their children to Neverland on school vacations and that Helena dropped a glass shoe and Tim picked it up and looked after her in all of the kingdom. That is my kind of Ever After.